2. Josh fixes the Broadband problem numerous engineers couldn’t with his patented “unplug-replug” strategy
3. Order is restored to the Croes household and Josh is dubbed, the Earl of the Internet
4. Wednesday night’s Brisket Disaster leads to the remarkable discovery that the smoke alarms are indeed working
5. The Water Poet is officially declared Neighborhood Bar of the Year (Commencement Ceremony scheduled for next Sunday afternoon)
6. Bikram yoga becomes the workout of choice, as we experience the healing powers of heat exhaustion
7. Sky TV surrenders to Jet domination and finally shows a game, whereupon we bear witness to an incredible 4th-quarter win against the Texans
8. Promotion for Nikki’s Natural Gourmet article continues—please visit: http://naturalgourmetinstitute.wordpress.com/2010/11/04/guess-who’s-popping-up-for-dinner-natural-gourmet-graduate-alice-bamford-is-cooking-up-locally-sourced-meals-for-london-insiders/
9. In global news, Kate Middleton and Prince William, or “Wilkat”, announce their royal engagement after a nine-year courtship
10. Nikki vows to spend the next six months procuring an invite to the wedding… all other plans are currently on hold
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